Neil at the foot of the Moon

Cannonfire: "So why is Neil Bush -- the president's brother and notorious S&L crook -- hanging out with the even more notorious Reverend Sun Myung Moon, cult leader and self-proclaimed Lord of the Second Advent?"

Just lucky, I guess! Watch for Moon's coming trip to the hapless little island of Vanuatu. Its cultural fabric is already being torn to shreds by the fight over whether to allow him in the country or not (with or without the red-carpet treatment that befits an Emperor).